* "Where are you going beer thief? You owe me money!"
-This was said by a bartender at a local brew pub. I ordered a beer from the bartender, then we moved to a table...the bartender apparently wanted me to pay him before I left.
* "It's a possibility I'm not gonna fit in my dress"
-This was said by Lauren, one of my bridesmaids...I believe it was in reference to the amount of beer consumption
* "If she becomes a problem, then I have a problem and if I have a problem, then you have a problem"
-This quote came from my Maid of Honor, Kate, who did everything in her power to make our wedding perfect...including saying this to her boyfriend :)
* "Stay classy Rio Rancho"
-Marc's brother, Jeff, in reference to one of the greatest movies of all time.
* "I think I under-heard that"
-Another one by Lauren, who had to have been completely sober when she said this :)
* "You're not a baby fan? Good. Because I'm a baby whore"
-No explanation needed, but said by Amanda...one of Marc's groomsmen's girlfriends
* "Had there been some fat cows out here (I mean women), that would be cool"
-Brad, one of Marc's groomsmen...again, it explains itself :)
* "How much do you guys drink that you don't know who your spouses are?"
-Jeff, Marc's brother...referring to the bed swaps that typically happen after a night of drinking
* "Just keep blowing on it. Maybe the white stuff will go away"
-Amanda, telling us to get the foam off the top of our beer...of course :)
* "What part of Mexico are you in?" -Brad "The new one" - Kate
* "Did you widdle that out of a single piece of wood out of Nantucket?"
-Jeff again, asking me about the TV stand in our spare bedroom. And for the record, that is a piece of furniture Marc brought into the relationship :)
Anyone else remember any other fun, entertaining, or just plain dumb quotes? Send them my way, and I'll add them :)
